• Humour

    Never What It First Seems … !!

    Things are often never as they first appear.   Scroll down the page to see this pic from a wider angle . . . . . . We watched this cringeworthy scene unfold opposite our campsite in Byron Bay a few years back.   Moments before this pic was taken …. the hose was in her mouth !!! As a young fella, I would happily have kissed her outside the pub later that night ;( A good lesson to be learned here.  As a foreign language tourist, always use your phone’s readily available Google translator before you stick a poo tank cleaning hose in your mouth.

  • General tips

    Everything about pees and poos

    Powdering your nose, spending a penny, call it what you like, we all need to go at some point and some methods are more appealing than others. Personally, I’m happy with a shovel and a roll of tickets. Luckily when it comes to camping, there are plenty of toilet options available to us when the call of nature arises. From the trusty shovel to the composting onboard caravan units and everything in between, you’ll find something that suits your budget and requirements. Many caravans have a built in toilet onboard and those without will always have room to store a smaller model Porta Potti. Many camp areas and rest areas…

  • General tips

    Simple Van Mods

    Van mods … its what many Van’ittes live for and its the best fun you can have with you pants on.   I had no clue what the hell I was doing in this pic but Im sure I was having a ball The bathroom fan hatch on some of the newer vans come tinted.  We went one step further and painted the hatch lid with a black rubberised paint and then silver over the top to reflect the heat.   The idea is to reduce heat transfer into the van and light.   With the vent open the light isnt much less than the original opaque, but close the bathroom is very…